1 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:22,689 ♪ Alice in Wonderland 2 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:27,485 ♪ How do you get to Wonderland? 3 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:31,489 ♪ Over the hill or underland 4 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:35,868 ♪ Or just behind the tree? 5 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:40,164 ♪ When clouds go rolling by 6 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:44,293 ♪ They roll away and leave the sky 7 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:48,297 ♪ Where is the land beyond the eye 8 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:52,051 ♪ That people cannot see? 9 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,472 ♪ Where can it be? 10 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:00,977 ♪ Where do stars go? 11 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,731 ♪ Where is the crescent moon? 12 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:08,985 ♪ They must be somewhere 13 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:13,614 ♪ In a sunny afternoon 14 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:21,497 ♪ Alice in Wonderland 15 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:26,586 ♪ Where is the path to Wonderland? 16 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:32,133 ♪ Over the hill or here or there 17 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:40,641 ♪ I wonder where ♪ 18 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,314 [buzzing] 19 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,952 "..wanted leaders, and had been of late 20 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:04,415 much accustomed to usurpation and conquest." 21 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:10,379 "Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, 22 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,799 and even Stigand..." 23 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,593 - Alice. - Hm? 24 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,178 [sighs] I'm listening. 25 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:20,556 "And even Stigand, the Archbishop of Canterbury, 26 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,977 agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown." 27 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:28,272 - [Alice giggles] - "William's conduct at first was..." 28 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,732 Alice. 29 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,735 Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson. 30 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,905 I'm sorry. But how can one possibly pay attention 31 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,074 to a book with no pictures in it? 32 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:44,163 My dear child, there are many good books in this world without pictures. 33 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,332 In this world, perhaps. 34 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,919 But in my world the books would be nothing but pictures. 35 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,256 Your world? What nonsense. 36 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,008 - Nonsense? - Once more, from the beginning. 37 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,593 That's it, Dinah. 38 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:02,223 If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. 39 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:06,727 Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. 40 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:10,773 And, contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. 41 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:14,026 And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? 42 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:15,778 [meows] 43 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:19,448 In my world, you wouldn't say "meow". 44 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:23,160 - You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice." - [meows] 45 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:26,455 But you would. You'd be just like people, Dinah. 46 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,958 And all the other animals, too. 47 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,751 In my world... 48 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:37,300 ♪ Cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses 49 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:41,596 ♪ And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers 50 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:48,185 ♪ In a world of my own 51 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:54,609 ♪ All the flowers would have very extra special powers 52 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:58,821 ♪ They would sit and talk to me for hours 53 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:05,161 ♪ When I'm lonely in a world of my own 54 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,496 ♪ There'd be new birds 55 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,417 ♪ Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds 56 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:17,089 ♪ Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds 57 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:22,637 ♪ Within that world of my own 58 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:27,475 ♪ I could listen to a babbling brook 59 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:32,647 ♪ And hear a song that I could understand 60 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:39,946 ♪ I keep wishing it could be that way 61 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:47,703 ♪ Because my world would be a wonderland ♪ 62 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,503 [whistles] 63 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,090 [meows] 64 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:04,053 Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit with a waistcoat... and a watch. 65 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,764 My fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! 66 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:10,685 This is curious. What could a rabbit possibly be late for? 67 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,770 Please, sir. 68 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,398 I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. 69 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,317 No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, late, late. 70 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:22,196 It must be awfully important, like a party or something. 71 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,323 Mr. Rabbit. Wait! 72 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:28,327 No, no, no, I'm overdue. I'm really in a stew. 73 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:31,831 No time to say goodbye, hello. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. 74 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:36,002 My. What a peculiar place to have a party. 75 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,420 [meows] 76 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:42,383 You know, Dinah, we really shouldn't... be doing this. 77 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:48,305 [voice echoes] After all, we haven't been invited... 78 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,811 and curiosity often leads to trouble. [shrieks] 79 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,234 Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye! 80 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,906 Oh... 81 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:12,913 Well, after this I shall think nothing of... of falling down stairs. 82 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:39,106 [clock chimes] 83 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,984 Oh! 84 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,613 [sighs] 85 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,742 [yelps] 86 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:55,623 Goodness. What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth... 87 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:01,378 and come out the other side where people walk upside down? 88 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,547 But that's silly. Nobody... 89 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,801 Oh! 90 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:14,016 Mr. Rabbit. Wait. Please. 91 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,938 [creaking] 92 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,619 Curiouser and curiouser. 93 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,372 [footsteps] 94 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,999 - Ow. - [shrieks] 95 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:42,378 I beg your pardon. 96 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,256 Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn. 97 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:49,009 - I was following... - Rather good, what? Door knob, turn. 98 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:54,140 - Please, sir. - One good turn deserves another. 99 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:57,560 - What can I do for you? - I'm looking for a white rabbit. 100 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,354 - So, if you don't mind... - Eh? 101 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,522 Oh. 102 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,858 There he is. I simply must get through. 103 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:07,194 Sorry. You're much too big. Simply impassable. 104 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:11,240 - You mean impossible. - No, impassable. Nothing's impossible. 105 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:15,619 - Try the bottle on the table. - Table? 106 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:21,208 Read the directions. Directly you'll be directed in the right direction. 107 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,420 "Drink me." Hm. 108 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:29,258 Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", 109 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:33,429 it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later. 110 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:38,058 - Beg your pardon? - Just giving myself some good advice. 111 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,894 But... 112 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,731 Tastes like cherry tart. 113 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,152 Custard, pineapple, roast turkey. 114 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,446 Goodness! 115 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,823 - What did I do? - [doorknob chuckles] 116 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,242 You almost went out like a candle. 117 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:58,454 But look. I'm just the right size. 118 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:04,752 No use. [laughs] I forgot to tell you. I'm locked. 119 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,171 Oh, no. 120 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,966 - But, of course, you've got the key. - What key? 121 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,011 Don't tell me you've left it up there. 122 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,931 [Alice] Oh, dear. 123 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:27,483 - Whatever will I do? - Try the box, naturally. 124 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,360 Oh! 125 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,528 "Eat me." All right. 126 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,781 But goodness knows what this will do. 127 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,950 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 128 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,370 [muffled speech] 129 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,538 What did you say? 130 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,750 I said a little of that went a long way. [laughs] 131 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,045 I don't think it's so funny. 132 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,340 Now I shall never get out. 133 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,969 Come, come, now. Crying won't help. 134 00:09:55,053 --> 00:10:00,975 I know, but I... I... I just can't seem to stop. 135 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,520 Hey. This won't do. 136 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,981 Oh, oh, oh... 137 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,400 [doorknob] This won't do at all. 138 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,946 You, up there, stop! 139 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,948 I say. Look. 140 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,993 The bottle. The bott... 141 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:32,673 Oh, dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much. 142 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,554 [foghorn] 143 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,850 ♪ A sailor's life is the life for me 144 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,185 ♪ How I love to sail o'er the bounding sea 145 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,563 ♪ I never, ever do a thing about the weather 146 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,233 ♪ For the weather never ever does a thing for me 147 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,028 ♪ Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me 148 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,071 [hoots] 149 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,197 ♪ And I never... ♪ 150 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,117 Ahoy, and other nautical expressions. 151 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,744 Land ho, by jove. 152 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,496 - Where away, Dodo? - Dodo? 153 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,499 Three points to starboard. Away, me hearties. 154 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,503 Have you in port in no time at all now. 155 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:16,050 Mr. Dodo. Please. Please help me. 156 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:26,226 Pardon me, but would you mind helping me? Please? 157 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,979 [Alice] Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! 158 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,899 Help me. Please. 159 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,030 [gurgles] Help me. 160 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,910 ♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward Come and join the chase 161 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,954 ♪ Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race 162 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,083 ♪ Backward, forward, outward, inward Bottom to the top 163 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,461 ♪ Never a beginning There can never be a stop 164 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,422 ♪ Skipping, hopping, tripping Fancy free and gay 165 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:58,550 ♪ Started it tomorrow but will finish yesterday 166 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,054 ♪ Round and round and round we go until for ever more 167 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,973 ♪ Once we were behind, but now we find we are 168 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,143 ♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward Come and join the chase 169 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,105 ♪ Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race ♪ 170 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:16,193 - I say, you'll never get dry that way. - Get dry? 171 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:20,197 Have to run with the others. First rule of the caucus race. 172 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,366 But how can I...? 173 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,537 That's better. Have you dry in no time now. 174 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,997 No one can ever get dry this way. 175 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,251 Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already. 176 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,838 - Yes, but... - [Dodo] All right, let's have it now. 177 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,006 [Dodo] Look lively. 178 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,010 The white rabbit. Mr. Rabbit. 179 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:46,932 - My goodness. I'm late. - Don't go away. I'll be right back. 180 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,268 - I'm late. - [Dodo] Don't step on the fish. 181 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:54,189 [Dodo] Watch it. Stop kicking that mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done. 182 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,486 Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit. 183 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,906 Oh, dear. I'm sure he came this way. 184 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,701 Do you suppose he could be hiding? 185 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:10,414 Hmm. Not here. 186 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,625 I wonder... 187 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,762 No. I suppose he must have... [gasps] 188 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:29,057 Why. What peculiar little figures. 189 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,979 - Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. - [honks] 190 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,940 If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, you know. 191 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,569 If you think we're alive, you ought to speak to us. 192 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,239 [both honk] 193 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,745 - That's logic. - Well... 194 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,332 It's been nice meeting you. Goodbye. 195 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:57,878 - You're beginning backwards. - First thing in a visit is to say... 196 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,173 ♪ How do you do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands 197 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:05,344 ♪ How do you do and shake hands, state your name and business ♪ 198 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,347 - That's manners. - Really? 199 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,558 Well my name is Alice and I'm following a white rabbit, so... 200 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,437 - You can't go yet. - No, the visit has just started. 201 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:19,441 - I'm very sorry. - Would you like to play hide-and-seek? 202 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,361 - Or Button? Who's got the button? - No, thank you. 203 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:26,156 If you stay long enough, we might have a battle. 204 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,284 That's very kind of you, but I must be going. 205 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,496 - Why? - Because I'm following a white rabbit. 206 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,584 - Why? - I'm curious to know where he's going. 207 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,753 Oh, she's curious. 208 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,923 The oysters were curious, too, weren't they? 209 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:47,469 Aye, and you remember what happened to them. 210 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,097 Poor things. 211 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,641 Why? What did happen to the oysters? 212 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,310 - Oh, you wouldn't be interested. - But I am. 213 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,313 Oh, no. You're in much too much of a hurry. 214 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,691 Well, perhaps I could spare a little time. 215 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,110 You could? Well... 216 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,072 "The Walrus and the Carpenter." 217 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,118 Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters." 218 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,751 ♪ The sun was shining on the sea Shining with all his might 219 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:24,089 ♪ He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright 220 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,967 ♪ And this was odd because it was 221 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,553 ♪ The middle of the night 222 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:41,523 ♪ The walrus and the carpenter were walking close at hand 223 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,569 ♪ The beach was wide from side to side, but much too full of sand 224 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,030 [Tweedle Dee] Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter 225 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,198 My brain begins to perk 226 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,620 We'll sweep this clear in half a year if you don't mind the work 227 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,788 Work? [grumbles] 228 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,083 - The time has come - [Tweedle Dee] The walrus said 229 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,668 To talk of other things 230 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:06,089 Of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings 231 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:10,427 And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings 232 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,930 Caloo, callay, no work today 233 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,476 We're cabbages and kings 234 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,818 [whistles] 235 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,427 Oysters, come and walk with us 236 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,930 The day is warm and bright 237 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:59,768 A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk would be a sheer delight 238 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:05,607 And should we get hungry on the way, we'll stop and have a bite 239 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,776 [grumbles] 240 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:13,699 [Dee] But Mother Oyster winked her eye and shook her heavy head 241 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:18,662 She knew too well this was no time to leave her oyster bed 242 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,457 The sea is nice, take my advice 243 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,377 - And stay right here - [Dee] Mum said 244 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,337 Yes, yes, of course, of course. 245 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:31,007 But, ha-ha, the time has come, my little friends, 246 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,385 to talk of other things 247 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:37,472 Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings 248 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:43,437 And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings 249 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,398 Caloo, callay, come run away 250 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,818 With cabbages and kings 251 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,904 [whistles] 252 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:32,486 [clears throat] Well, now, let me see. 253 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,366 Ah. A loaf of bread is what we chiefly need. 254 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,916 And how about some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh? 255 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,795 Yes, yes. Splendid idea. Very good indeed. 256 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:55,634 Now, if you're ready, oysters, dear, 257 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:59,846 [chuckles] we can begin the feed. 258 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,599 - [oysters] Feed? - Oh yes. 259 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:06,353 The time has come, my little friends, to talk of food and things 260 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,856 Of peppercorns and mustard seed and other seasonings 261 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,276 We'll mix them all together in a sauce that's fit for kings 262 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,196 Caloo, callay, we'll eat today 263 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:21,117 Like cabbages and kings 264 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,412 [whistles] 265 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,458 I, er, I weep for you, I... [hiccups] 266 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,962 Excuse me, I deeply sympathize 267 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:37,551 For I've enjoyed your company much more than you realize 268 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,137 Little oysters, little oysters 269 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,140 [Dee] But answer there came none 270 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:50,438 [Dum] And this was scarcely odd because they'd been eaten, every one 271 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,692 Hmm. Well, er... 272 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,443 [chuckles] 273 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,322 The time has come 274 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:14,421 ♪ With cabbages and kings ♪ 275 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,547 The end. 276 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,216 - That was a very sad story. - Aye. 277 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:21,428 - And there's a moral to it. - Oh yes, a very good moral. 278 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,597 If you happen to be an oyster. 279 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,808 - Well, it's been a very nice visit. - Another recitation. 280 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,977 Entitled "Father William". 281 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,520 First verse: 282 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,898 ♪ You are old Father William, the young man said 283 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,066 ♪ And your hair has become very white 284 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,611 ♪ And yet you incessantly stand on your head 285 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:42,908 ♪ Do you think at your age it is right? Do you think at your age it is right? 286 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,411 In my youth, Father William replied to his son 287 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:51,416 I'd do it again and again and again... 288 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,342 I wonder who lives here. 289 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:06,139 [Rabbit] Mary Ann. Drat that girl. Where could she have put them? 290 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,601 - The rabbit. - Mary Ann? 291 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,729 No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late. Oh me, oh my. 292 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,273 Excuse me, sir, but I've been trying to... 293 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,485 - Mary Ann, what are you doing out here? - Mary Ann? 294 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,570 Don't just do something, stand there. 295 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:24,824 - No, no. Go get my gloves. I'm late. - For what? That's just what I... 296 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:28,203 My gloves! At once! Do you hear? 297 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:32,082 Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next. 298 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:36,169 Hmm. Now, let me see. 299 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:40,131 If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? 300 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,758 Oh. 301 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,552 Thank you. Don't mind if I do. 302 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:49,641 [hums] 303 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,394 Oh, no, no. Not again. 304 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,606 [shrieks] Mary Ann! 305 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,027 You see here, Mary Ann. 306 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,821 Help! 307 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,703 [screams] Help! 308 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,207 Help! Monster! 309 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,043 - Help! Assistance! - [trumpet] 310 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,212 [Alice strains] 311 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:25,844 - [Rabbit] A monster, Dodo, in my house. - Dodo? 312 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,054 - My poor house. - Steady, old chap. 313 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:31,683 - Can't be as bad as all that. - My poor roof and rafters. 314 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,227 All my walls. There it is! 315 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:38,106 By jove. Jolly well is, isn't it? 316 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,191 Do something. 317 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,486 Yes, indeed. Extraordinary situation, but... 318 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,196 But... but what? 319 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,781 [hoots] 320 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,284 But I have a very simple solution. 321 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,037 - Thank goodness. - [Rabbit] What is it? 322 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:55,457 - Simply pull it out the chimney. - Go ahead. Pull it out. 323 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,376 Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous. 324 00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,212 What we need is a... 325 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,797 [whistling] 326 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,050 ...a lizard with a ladder. 327 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:09,721 Oh! Bill! Bill, we need a lazard with a lidder. 328 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,308 - Can you help us? - At your service, guv'nor. 329 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,519 Bill, me lad, have you ever been down a chimney? 330 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,938 Guv'nor, I been down more chimneys... 331 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:24,736 Excellent. You just pop down the chimney and haul that monster out of there. 332 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,947 Righto, guv'nor. Monster? [screams] 333 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,910 [Rabbit and Dodo shout] 334 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,626 Come now. That's better, m'lad. 335 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:42,045 You're passing up a golden opportunity. 336 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,171 I am? 337 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,340 - You can be famous. - I can? 338 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,218 Of course. There's a brave lad. 339 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,346 In you go, now. Nothing to it, old boy. 340 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:55,517 Simply tie your tail around the monster's neck and drag it out. 341 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,937 - But, guv'nor... - Good luck, Bill. 342 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:03,733 [prepares to sneeze] 343 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,238 [sneezes] 344 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:15,036 Well,... there goes Bill. 345 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,498 Poor Bill. 346 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:22,460 Perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy. 347 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:24,629 Yes, anything, anything, but hurry. 348 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:27,715 I propose that we... 349 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,845 - Yes, go on. Yes? Yes? - I propose that we... 350 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,888 [shrieks] 351 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,100 By jove, that's it. We'll burn the house down. 352 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,727 Yes. Burn the house...? What? 353 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,021 Oh, no. 354 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,440 ♪ We'll smoke the blighter out 355 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,568 ♪ We'll put the beast to rout 356 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,736 Some kindling, just a stick or two 357 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,782 - This bit of rubbish ought to do - Oh, dear. 358 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,701 ♪ We'll smoke the blighter out 359 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,578 ♪ We'll smoke the monster out 360 00:24:56,662 --> 00:25:00,582 No, no. Not my beautiful bird house. 361 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,084 ♪ We'll roast the blighter's toes 362 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:06,296 ♪ We'll toast the bounder's nose Just fetch that gate 363 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,507 We'll make it clear that monsters aren't welcome here 364 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:13,136 - Oh me, oh my. - A match. Thank you. 365 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:17,807 ♪ Without a single doubt We'll smoke the monster out 366 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,393 ♪ We'll smoke the monster out ♪ 367 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:22,562 No. My poor house and furniture. 368 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,273 Oh, dear. This is serious. 369 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,067 I simply must... [gasps] A garden. 370 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:32,488 Perhaps if I eat something, it will make... me... grow small. 371 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:35,366 Ow! Let go! Help! 372 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:40,955 - I'm sorry, but I must eat something. - Not me, you... you... barbarian. 373 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,583 Help! 374 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,377 Monster! 375 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,546 Help! 376 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,759 I'm late. Oh, dear. I'm here. I should be there. I'm late. 377 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:56,971 - I say, do you have a match? - Must go. Goodbye, hello. 378 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,682 - I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. - Wait. Please wait. 379 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,435 Ah, young lady, do you have a match? 380 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,896 No, I'm sorry but... Mr. Rabbit. 381 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,357 No cooperation, no cooperation at all. 382 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,567 Well, can't have monsters about. 383 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:12,362 Jolly well have to carry on alone. 384 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,447 [blows] 385 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,078 Wait. Please. Just a minute. 386 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:25,041 Oh, dear. I'll never catch him while I'm this small. 387 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:30,922 - Curious butterflies. - [female] Bread-and-butterflies. 388 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,091 Yes, of course... Hm? 389 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,512 Who do you suppose...? 390 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,100 [whinnies] 391 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:46,229 A horsefly. I mean, a rocking-horsefly. 392 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:51,025 - [female] Naturally. - I beg your pardon, but did you...? 393 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:55,488 That's nonsense. Flowers can't talk. 394 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,949 But of course we can talk, my dear. 395 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,368 If there's anyone worth talking to. 396 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,537 Or about. [giggles] 397 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,914 - And we sing, too. - You do? 398 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:08,042 Oh, yes. Would you like to hear Tell It To The Tulips? 399 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:11,921 - No, let's sing about us. - We know one about the shy violet. 400 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,841 - Not that old thing. - Lovely lily of the valley. 401 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,259 - A daisy duet? - She wouldn't like that. 402 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:22,223 Girls. We shall sing Golden Afternoon. 403 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,892 That's about all of us. 404 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,270 Sound your A, Lily. 405 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,939 [sings] La! 406 00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:31,774 [all sing] Me, me, me, me, me! 407 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,443 [sings] La, la, la, la, la! 408 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,278 [sings arpeggio] 409 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,989 [sings bass notes] 410 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,909 [all hum in harmony] 411 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:49,584 ♪ Little bread-and-butterflies kiss the tulips 412 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:53,338 ♪ And the sun is like a toy balloon 413 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:57,467 ♪ There are get-up-in-the-morning glories 414 00:27:57,551 --> 00:28:01,596 ♪ In the golden afternoon 415 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,516 ♪ There are dancing daffodils on the hillside 416 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:09,604 ♪ Strings of violets are all in tune 417 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:13,608 ♪ Tiger lilies love the dandelions 418 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,611 ♪ In the golden afternoon 419 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,697 ♪ The golden afternoon 420 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:23,910 ♪ There are dog-and-caterpillars and a copper centipede 421 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:27,497 ♪ Where the lazy daisies love 422 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:35,922 ♪ The very peaceful life they lead 423 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:42,762 ♪ You can learn a lot of things from the flowers 424 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:46,849 ♪ For especially in the month of June 425 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:51,854 ♪ There's a wealth of happiness and romance 426 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:57,610 ♪ All in the golden afternoon 427 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,488 [ringing] 428 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,492 [whistles] 429 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,162 [brass] 430 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,668 [strings] 431 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:21,342 ♪ All in the golden afternoon 432 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:26,722 ♪ The golden afternoon 433 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:33,229 ♪ You can learn a lot of things from the flowers 434 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:38,443 ♪ For especially in the month of June 435 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:44,615 ♪ There's a wealth of happiness and romance 436 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,118 ♪ All... 437 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:52,039 ♪ In the golden afternoon ♪ 438 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,050 [cymbals] 439 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,052 [clapping] 440 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:09,015 - That was lovely. - Thank you, my dear. 441 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,517 What kind of garden do you come from? 442 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:15,521 - I don't come from any garden. - Do you suppose she's a wild flower? 443 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:18,191 No, I'm not a wild flower. 444 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:22,653 Just what specie or shall we say genus are you, my dear? 445 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:28,034 Well, I suppose you'd call me a genus humanus Alice. 446 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,661 Ever see an Alice with a blossom like that? 447 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:34,499 Come to think of it, did you ever see an Alice? 448 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,752 And did you notice her petals? 449 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,213 What a peculiar color. 450 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:42,632 And no fragrance. 451 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:46,844 - Just look at those stems. - Rather scrawny, I'd say. 452 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:49,847 - I think she's pretty. - Quiet, Bud. 453 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:53,726 - But I'm not a flower. - Ah-ha! Just as I suspected. 454 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,980 She's nothing but a common mobile vulgaris. 455 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,191 [all] Oh, no! 456 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:04,153 - A common what? - To put it bluntly, a weed. 457 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:06,155 I'm not a weed. 458 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,659 - You wouldn't expect her to admit it. - Can you imagine? 459 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,828 - Well, goodness. - Don't let her stay and go to seed. 460 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:15,373 - Go on. - Please go. 461 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:19,710 - We don't want weeds in our bed. - Move along. 462 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,170 [trumpeting] 463 00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:22,296 [squeals] 464 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,257 [barks] 465 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,719 All right. If that's the way you feel about it. 466 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:33,224 If I were my right size, I could pick every one of you if I wanted to. 467 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,934 And I guess that'd teach you. 468 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,311 [screams] 469 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:46,112 You can learn a lot of things from the flowers. [harrumphs] 470 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:49,657 Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners. 471 00:31:53,328 --> 00:32:09,719 ♪ A, E, I, O, U 472 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:18,311 ♪ O, U, E, I, O, A 473 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:23,524 ♪ U, E, I, A 474 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:27,486 ♪ A, E, I, O, U ♪ 475 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:41,292 Who are you? 476 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:45,087 Well, I... I hardly know, sir. 477 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,840 I've changed so many times, you see. 478 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,718 I do not see. 479 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:55,139 - Explain yourself. - I'm afraid I can't explain myself. 480 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:59,644 - Because I'm not myself, you know. - I do not know. 481 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:03,648 I can't put it any more clearly, for it isn't clear to me. 482 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:07,943 You? Who are you? 483 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,655 Well, don't you think you ought to tell me... 484 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:16,285 [coughs] ...who you are first? 485 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,789 Why? 486 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:23,167 Oh, dear. Everything is so confusing. 487 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:26,253 - It is not. - [Alice] Well it is to me. 488 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:30,007 - Why? - I can't remember things as I used to. 489 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:32,218 Recite. 490 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:35,805 Hmm? Oh, yes, sir. Erm... 491 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:39,100 How doth the little busy bee improve each... 492 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,268 [Caterpillar] Stop! 493 00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:45,272 That is not spoken correcitally. It goes: 494 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,944 How... 495 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,243 [giggles] 496 00:33:57,327 --> 00:33:59,370 [grunts] 497 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:04,083 How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail 498 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:09,547 And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale? 499 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:15,136 How cheer... 500 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,597 [clears throat] 501 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,808 [Alice giggles] 502 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:24,562 How cheerfully he seems to grin 503 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,857 How neatly spreads his claws 504 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:30,443 And welcomes little fishes in 505 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:34,113 With gently smiling jaws. 506 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:37,658 I've never heard it that way before. 507 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:40,661 I know. I have improved it. 508 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,997 Well... [coughs] 509 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:46,292 - If you ask me... - You? 510 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:49,170 Who are you? 511 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:52,631 [coughs] 512 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:54,216 [sneezes] 513 00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,262 [harrumphs] 514 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,981 You, there. Girl. 515 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:11,734 Wait. Come back. 516 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,653 I have something important to say. 517 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:16,822 Oh, dear. 518 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,534 I wonder what he wants now. 519 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,955 [groans] 520 00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:34,298 Well? 521 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:38,594 Keep your temper. 522 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,806 - Is that all? - No. 523 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:47,645 Exatically what is your problem? 524 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:52,983 It's exatically... exat... It's precisely this. 525 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,361 I should like to be a little larger, sir. 526 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,071 Why? 527 00:35:57,155 --> 00:36:00,908 After all, three inches is such a wretched height. 528 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,994 I am exatically three inches high 529 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:07,206 and it is a very good height indeed! 530 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:13,462 But I'm not used to it, and you needn't... shout! 531 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,259 Oh, dear. 532 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,178 By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. 533 00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:25,182 - One side will make you grow taller. - One side of what? 534 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:28,227 And the other side will make you grow shorter. 535 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:32,773 - The other side of what? - The mushroom, of course! 536 00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,862 Hmm. 537 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,577 One side will make me grow... 538 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:47,371 But which is which? 539 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,835 After all that's happened, I... I wonder if I... 540 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,004 I don't care. 541 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,425 I'm tired of being only three inches high. 542 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,594 [shrieks] 543 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,015 [bird shrieks] 544 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,188 A serpent! 545 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:16,650 Help! Serpent! Serpent! 546 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,697 - But, please, please. - Off with you. Shoo. Go away. Serpent! 547 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,198 Serpent! 548 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:25,576 But I'm not a serpent. 549 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:28,746 Indeed? Then just what are you? 550 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:32,875 - I'm just a little girl. - Little? Little?! 551 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,460 [laughs] 552 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:37,671 Well, I am. I mean, I was. 553 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:41,383 And I suppose you don't eat eggs, either. 554 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:44,970 - Yes, I do. - I knew it. I knew it. 555 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:47,139 Serpent. Serpent! 556 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,351 For goodness' sake. 557 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,645 Hmm. 558 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:56,023 - And the other side will... - The very idea. 559 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,860 Spend all my time laying eggs for serpents like her. 560 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,905 [bird shrieks] 561 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,493 [gasps] 562 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:13,791 Goodness. I wonder if I'll ever get the knack of it. 563 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,842 There. That's much better. 564 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:28,305 Better save these. 565 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:34,353 Let's see. Where was I? 566 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,986 I wonder which way I ought to go. 567 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:45,781 ♪ 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves 568 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:50,035 ♪ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe 569 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,289 ♪ All mimsy were the borogoves 570 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:59,003 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe 571 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:02,214 Where in the world do you suppose that...? 572 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,050 - Lose something? - Oh! 573 00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:06,969 [Alice giggles] 574 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,638 No, I mean, I was just wondering... 575 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:11,807 That's quite all right. 576 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,976 One moment, please. 577 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,771 [harmonica] 578 00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:19,606 Second chorus: 579 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:23,902 ♪ 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves 580 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:28,699 ♪ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe 581 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:33,078 - Why, you're a cat. - A Cheshire cat. 582 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:37,416 ♪ All mimsy were the borogoves 583 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,461 Wait. Don't go, please. 584 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,380 There you are. Third chorus. 585 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:48,052 No. Thank you, but I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go. 586 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:54,016 Well, that depends on where you want to get to. 587 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,518 It really doesn't matter, as long as I... 588 00:39:56,603 --> 00:40:02,149 Then it really doesn't matter which way you go. 589 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,069 [Cheshire Cat hums] 590 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:10,074 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe ♪ 591 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:15,120 Oh, by the way, 592 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:20,334 if you'd really to know, he went that way. 593 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:23,504 - Who did? - The white rabbit. 594 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,881 - He did? - He did what? 595 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,633 - Went that way. - Who did? 596 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:30,010 - The white rabbit. - What rabbit? 597 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:33,514 But didn't you just say... I mean... Oh, dear. 598 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:36,433 Can you stand on your head? 599 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:44,024 However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, 600 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,693 I'd ask the Mad Hatter. 601 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,405 The Mad Hatter? No, I don't want... 602 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:55,953 Or there's the March Hare in that direction. 603 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:58,831 Thank you. I think I shall visit him. 604 00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:02,167 Of course, he's mad, too. 605 00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:04,962 But I don't want to go among mad people. 606 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:07,714 Oh, you can't help that. 607 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,509 Most everyone's mad here. 608 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:13,345 [chuckles] 609 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,266 You may have noticed 610 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:21,937 that I'm not all there myself. 611 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:29,069 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe ♪ 612 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,406 Goodness. If the people here are like that, 613 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,200 I must try not to upset them. 614 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:40,038 How very curious. 615 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:43,375 [Hare] ♪ If there are no objections, let it be unanimous 616 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:47,045 - [Hatter] ♪ A very merry unbirthday - [Hare] ♪ A very merry unbirthday 617 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:50,716 [both] ♪ A very merry unbirthday to us 618 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,885 [chorus of pipes] 619 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:11,820 ♪ A very merry unbirthday to me 620 00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:13,405 - ♪ To who? - ♪ To me 621 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,992 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday to you - ♪ Who, me? 622 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:20,162 ♪ Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea 623 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:23,290 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 624 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:28,921 ♪ To you ♪ 625 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,092 [both] No room. No room. 626 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:38,305 - No room. - I thought there was plenty of room. 627 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,682 It's rude to sit without being invited. 628 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:45,354 I'll say it's rude. It's very, very rude indeed. 629 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:48,232 Very, very, very rude indeed. 630 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:51,568 I'm very sorry. But I did enjoy your singing. 631 00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:55,072 - I wonder if you could tell me... - You enjoyed our singing? 632 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,908 Oh, what a delightful child. 633 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,995 I'm so excited. We never get compliments. 634 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,457 - You must have a cup of tea. - Yes, indeed. The tea. 635 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,627 - You must have a cup of tea. - [Alice] That would be nice. 636 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:12,005 I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you. 637 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:16,426 Birthday? [chuckles] My dear child, this is not a birthday party. 638 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:19,263 Of course not. 639 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:22,266 This is an unbirthday party. 640 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:26,311 Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand. 641 00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:31,149 It's very simple. 30 days have Sep... No. 642 00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:34,987 An unbirthday... If you have a birthday, then you... 643 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:39,074 She doesn't know what an unbirthday is. 644 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:41,243 How silly. 645 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,412 Well... 646 00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:45,580 [coughs] 647 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,875 I shall elucidate. 648 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:58,802 Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday 649 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,430 Imagine, just one birthday every year 650 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:06,268 But there are 364 unbirthdays 651 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,021 Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer 652 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:11,773 Then today is my unbirthday, too. 653 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:15,235 - It is? - What a small world this is. 654 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,654 In that case... 655 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:20,032 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 656 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:22,200 - ♪ To me? - ♪ To you. 657 00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:25,037 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday - ♪ For me? 658 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,163 ♪ For you. 659 00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:30,500 ♪ Now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true 660 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,295 [crackling] 661 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:39,885 ♪A very merry unbirthday to you ♪ 662 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,806 Twinkle, twinkle, little bat 663 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:47,392 How I wonder what you're at 664 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:50,479 Up above the world you fly 665 00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:53,523 Like a tea tray in the sky 666 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:58,862 - That was lovely. - And now, my dear... 667 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:01,698 You were saying that you would like to see... 668 00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:04,284 Pardon me. 669 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:07,496 You were seeking some information of some kind? 670 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,664 Yes. I'm looking for a... 671 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:14,669 - Clean cup. Move down. - But I haven't used my cup. 672 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:18,632 Clean cup, clean cup, move down Clean cup, clean cup, move down 673 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,884 Would you like a little more tea? 674 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,221 I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more. 675 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:27,641 You mean you can't very well take less. 676 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:31,395 Yes. You can always take more than nothing. 677 00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:35,023 - But I only meant that... - And now, my dear... 678 00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,818 Something seems to be troubling you. 679 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:42,906 - Won't you tell us all about it? - Start at the beginning. 680 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,366 Yes. 681 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:49,204 And when you come to the end,... stop. See? 682 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:53,667 Well, it all started while I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah. 683 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,086 Very interesting. 684 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,255 Who's Dinah? [pants] 685 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,465 Dinah's my cat. You see... 686 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:03,176 [gasps] Cat?! 687 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,351 Get the jam. Put it on his nose. 688 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,520 On his nose. 689 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:21,194 My goodness. Those are the things that upset me. 690 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,405 See all the trouble you've started? 691 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:26,825 - I didn't think that... - If you don't think, don't talk. 692 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:31,037 Clean cup. Move down. 693 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,249 - But I still haven't used... - Move down, move down. 694 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,752 And now, my dear, as you were saying...? 695 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:44,259 Oh, yes. I was sitting on the river bank with you know who. 696 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:46,344 I do? 697 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:50,599 I mean my C-A-T. 698 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,851 Tea? 699 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:55,645 Just half a cup, if you don't mind. 700 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,858 Come, come, my dear. Don't you care for tea? 701 00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,444 Yes, I'm very fond of tea, but... 702 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:06,281 You could at least make polite conversation. 703 00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:08,742 I've been trying to ask you... 704 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,911 I have an excellent idea. 705 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:13,205 Let's change the subject. 706 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:18,168 Why is a raven like a writing desk? 707 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:22,464 Riddles? Let me see, now. 708 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:26,676 Why is a raven like a writing desk? 709 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:30,430 - I beg your pardon? - Why is a raven like a writing desk? 710 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,599 - Why is a what? - Careful. 711 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:37,854 - She's stark raven mad. - It's your silly riddle. You said... 712 00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:41,024 - Don't get excited. - How about a nice cup of tea? 713 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:45,070 Have a cup of tea indeed! I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time! 714 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:48,406 The time? Who's got the time? 715 00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:50,617 No, no, no. No time, no time, no time. 716 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,161 Hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late. 717 00:47:53,246 --> 00:47:57,290 - The white rabbit. - I'm so late, I'm so very, very late. 718 00:47:57,375 --> 00:48:02,629 Well, no wonder you're late. This clock is exactly two days slow. 719 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,840 - Two days slow? - Course you're late. 720 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:09,511 My goodness. We'll have to look into this. 721 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:16,142 Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it. This watch is full of wheels. 722 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,771 Oh, my poor watch. Oh, my wheels and springs. 723 00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,108 - But, but, but... - Butter, of course. 724 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,819 It needs some butter. Butter! 725 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,489 - Butter! - Butter? 726 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:32,701 Thank you. Butter. That's fine. 727 00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,828 No, no, no. You'll get crumbs in it. 728 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,206 Oh, this is the very best butter. What are you talking about? 729 00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:42,210 - Tea? - I never thought of tea. Of course. 730 00:48:42,295 --> 00:48:44,087 - Not tea. - Sugar? 731 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,423 Sugar, just two spoons. Just two spoons. 732 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:49,175 - Thank you. - Please be careful. 733 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:52,220 - Jam. - Jam. I forgot all about jam. 734 00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:54,764 - Shows you what a person'll do. - Mustard. 735 00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,725 Mustard, yes. 736 00:48:56,809 --> 00:49:01,187 Mustard? Don't let's be silly. 737 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,939 Lemon, that's different. 738 00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:05,942 There. That should do it. 739 00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:07,694 [ringing] 740 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:11,197 - Look at that. - It's going mad. 741 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:14,284 - Oh, dear. - It's going mad. 742 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,494 Mad watch. Mad watch. Mad watch. 743 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,289 Look. 744 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:22,292 There's only one way to stop a mad watch. 745 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:28,089 It's two days slow, that's what it is. 746 00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:31,134 - My watch. [sniffs] - It was? 747 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:35,096 - And it was an unbirthday present, too. - In that case... 748 00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:37,557 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 749 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:41,269 ♪ To you ♪ 750 00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:45,398 Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit. 751 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,941 Now where did he go to? 752 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:49,778 ♪ A very merry unbirthday to us, to us 753 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:53,823 ♪ A very merry unbirthday to us, to us ♪ 754 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,784 Of all the silly nonsense. 755 00:49:55,868 --> 00:50:00,205 This is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life. 756 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:10,924 I've had enough nonsense. I'm going home, straight home. 757 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:15,512 That rabbit. Who cares where he's going anyway? 758 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:19,724 If it hadn't been for him, I... 759 00:50:19,809 --> 00:50:21,893 Tulgey Wood? 760 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:28,108 Curious. I don't remember this. 761 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:33,905 Let me see. 762 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,452 [gasps] 763 00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:45,583 No, no, please. No more nonsense. 764 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,842 Now, if I came this way, 765 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,511 I should go back this way. 766 00:50:56,595 --> 00:51:00,181 - [quacks] - Oh, I beg your pardon. 767 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:06,730 [quacks angrily] 768 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:11,568 [croak] 769 00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:12,694 [drum] 770 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:13,820 [cymbal] 771 00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:23,788 Goodness. When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. 772 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:27,500 If I... If I ever do get home. 773 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,421 [quacking] 774 00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:42,015 Oh, erm... excuse me. 775 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:45,560 - Could one of you tell me...? - [squawking] 776 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:54,194 [giggles nervously] Never mind. 777 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,032 [distant screeching] 778 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:02,869 Oh, dear. It's getting dreadfully dark. 779 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,663 And nothing looks familiar. 780 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:07,540 [crunching] 781 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:18,635 I shall certainly be glad to get out of... 782 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,804 [chicks squeak] 783 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:36,236 [hoots] 784 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,447 [accordion] 785 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:47,872 It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change. 786 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,840 Oh! 787 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:03,680 "Don't step on the mome raths." 788 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:05,849 The mome raths? 789 00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:18,862 A path! Oh, thank goodness. 790 00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:23,700 I just knew I'd find one sooner or later. 791 00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:28,621 If I hurry, perhaps I might even be home in time for tea. 792 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:31,624 Won't Dinah be happy to see me! 793 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,795 I just can't wait till I... [gasps] 794 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,396 Oh, dear. 795 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,232 Now I shall never get out. 796 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:01,696 Well, when one's lost, 797 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:05,783 I... I suppose it's good advice 798 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:09,495 to stay where you are until someone finds you. 799 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,708 But who'd ever think to look for me here? 800 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,588 Good advice. 801 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:19,756 [sniffs] 802 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,301 If... if I'd listened earlier, I wouldn't be here. 803 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:27,138 But... But that's just the trouble with me. 804 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:31,726 I give myself very good advice. 805 00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:35,688 ♪ But I very seldom follow it 806 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,985 ♪ That explains the trouble 807 00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:44,113 ♪ That I'm always in 808 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:51,621 ♪ "Be patient" is very good advice 809 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:55,416 ♪ But the waiting makes me curious 810 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,587 ♪ And I'd love the change 811 00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:04,884 ♪ Should something strange begin 812 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:12,183 ♪ Well, I went along my merry way 813 00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:16,896 ♪ And I never stopped to reason 814 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,192 ♪ I should have known 815 00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:25,822 ♪ There'd be a price to pay someday 816 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:29,325 [sniffles] ♪ Someday 817 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:35,123 ♪ I give myself very good advice 818 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:39,460 ♪ But I very seldom follow it 819 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,421 [sobs] 820 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,882 ♪ Will I ever learn 821 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:50,596 ♪ To do the things I should? 822 00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:55,476 ♪ Will I ever learn 823 00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:06,612 ♪ Learn to do the things I should? ♪ 824 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:13,411 [Cheshire Cat hums] 825 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:17,915 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe 826 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,084 Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you. 827 00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:24,172 Whom did you expect? The white rabbit, perchance? 828 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:28,259 No, no, no. I'm through with rabbits. 829 00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:32,889 I wanna go home. But I can't find my way. 830 00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:36,642 Naturally. That's because you have no way. 831 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:41,397 All ways here, you see, are the queen's ways. 832 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:48,154 - But I've never met any queen. - You haven't? You haven't? 833 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,323 Oh, but you must. 834 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:54,285 She'll be mad about you, simply mad. [laughs] 835 00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,454 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe 836 00:56:56,538 --> 00:57:00,041 Please, please. How can I find her? 837 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,835 Well, some go this way. 838 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,129 Some go that way. 839 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,924 But as for me, myself, personally,... 840 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,927 I prefer the short cut. 841 00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,345 [door creaks] 842 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,846 Oh. 843 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:21,938 [distant whistling] 844 00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:24,107 [humming] 845 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:32,323 ♪ Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 846 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:36,244 ♪ We dare not stop or waste a drop So let the paint be spread 847 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:41,499 ♪ We're painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 848 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:48,256 ♪ Painting the roses red And many a tear we shed 849 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:51,259 ♪ Because we know they'll cease to grow 850 00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:54,011 ♪ In fact, they'll soon be dead 851 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:55,471 [all sob] 852 00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:59,392 ♪ And yet we go ahead painting the roses red 853 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:06,149 ♪ Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 854 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:10,069 ♪ Pardon me but, Mr. Three, why must you paint them red? 855 00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:13,364 [all] Huh? Oh! 856 00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:15,575 Well, the fact is, miss, 857 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:20,037 we planted the white roses by mistake, and... 858 00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:23,749 ♪ The queen, she likes them red If she saw white instead 859 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,918 - ♪ She'd raise a fuss - ♪ And each of us 860 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,795 ♪ Would quickly lose his head 861 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:28,796 Goodness. 862 00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:35,094 ♪ Since this is the thought we dread We're painting the roses red 863 00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:38,681 Oh, dear. Then let me help you. 864 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:42,476 ♪ Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 865 00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:46,314 ♪ Don't tell the queen what you have seen or say that's what we said 866 00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:49,942 - ♪ We're painting the roses red - ♪ Yes, painting the roses red 867 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:51,485 - ♪ Not pink - ♪ Not green 868 00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:55,448 - ♪ Not aquamarine - ♪ We're painting the roses red ♪ 869 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:58,492 [fanfare] 870 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:07,585 - The queen! - The queen! 871 01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,603 [commander] Cards, halt! 872 01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:09,563 Count off! 873 01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:14,026 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack. 874 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,195 [bugle] 875 01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,990 The rabbit. 876 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,076 [pants] 877 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:26,205 Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, 878 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:31,419 Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts. 879 01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:33,087 [all cheer] 880 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,091 - And the king. - [card] Hooray! 881 01:00:47,936 --> 01:00:49,478 Hmm! 882 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,356 Who's been painting my roses red? 883 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:56,485 Who's been painting my roses red?! 884 01:00:57,154 --> 01:01:02,325 Who dares to paint with vulgar paint the royal flower bed? 885 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:05,202 For painting my roses red 886 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,913 Someone will lose his head 887 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,750 No, Your Majesty, please. It's all his fault. 888 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:13,377 Not me, Your Grace. The ace. 889 01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:14,795 - You? - No. Two. 890 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,298 - The deuce, you say? - Not me. The trey. 891 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:21,177 That's enough! Off with their heads! 892 01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:23,346 [cheering] 893 01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:27,725 ♪ They're going to lose their heads for painting the roses red 894 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:31,354 ♪ Serves them right, they planted white and roses should be red 895 01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:33,522 ♪ They're going to lose their heads 896 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:36,359 Silence! 897 01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:40,529 - Please, they were only trying... - And who is this? 898 01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:43,657 Well. Well now, let me see, my dear. 899 01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:47,036 It certainly isn't a heart. Do you suppose it's a club? 900 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,914 Why, it's a little girl. 901 01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:53,709 - Yes. And I was hoping... - Look up. Speak nicely. 902 01:01:53,794 --> 01:01:56,462 And don't twiddle your fingers. 903 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,382 Turn out your toes. Curtsy. 904 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,592 Open your mouth a little wider. 905 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:07,223 And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty." 906 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:11,644 - Yes, Your Majesty. - [Queen chuckles] 907 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:18,025 Now, where d'you come from and where are you going? 908 01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:21,237 - I'm trying to find my way home. - Your way?! 909 01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:24,657 All ways here are my ways! 910 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:27,535 Yes, I know. But I was just thinking... 911 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:31,288 Curtsy while you're thinking. It saves time. 912 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:33,749 Yes, Your Majesty. But I was only going to ask... 913 01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:35,000 I'll ask the questions! 914 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:40,506 - Do you play croquet? - Yes, Your Majesty. 915 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:43,592 Then let the game begin! 916 01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:48,973 To your places! By order of the king! Hurry! 917 01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:52,143 [commander] Shuffle deck! 918 01:02:53,145 --> 01:02:55,020 Cards, cut! 919 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,648 Deal cards! 920 01:02:57,732 --> 01:03:00,651 Cards, halt! 921 01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:02,820 [squeaking] 922 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:34,602 Silence! 923 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:03,714 [cheering] 924 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:39,583 Off with his head! 925 01:04:39,668 --> 01:04:43,295 Off with his head. By order of the king. You heard what she said. 926 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,422 - You're next. - But... 927 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:49,843 - My dear. - Yes, Your Majesty. 928 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,064 [giggles] 929 01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:11,532 [laughter] 930 01:05:11,616 --> 01:05:13,701 Oh! 931 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,579 [giggles] 932 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:18,122 Stop! 933 01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:20,124 Of all the impossible... 934 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:23,627 - Do you want us both to lose our heads? - Uh-huh. 935 01:05:23,712 --> 01:05:25,796 Well, I don't. 936 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,434 Huh? [squawks] 937 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:51,947 [laughter] 938 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:56,577 [Cheshire Cat hums] 939 01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:01,790 I say, how are you getting on? 940 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,168 - Not at all. - Beg pardon? 941 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:08,589 - I said not at all. - Who are you talking to? 942 01:06:08,673 --> 01:06:12,009 - A cat, Your Majesty. - Cat? Where? 943 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:14,511 There. 944 01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:18,223 - There he is again. - I warn you, child. 945 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,310 If I lose my temper, you lose your head. 946 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:23,812 Understand? 947 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:28,108 You know, we could make her really angry. 948 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:30,402 - Shall we try? - No. 949 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:34,657 - But it's loads of fun. - No. Stop. 950 01:06:36,034 --> 01:06:37,493 Oh, no! 951 01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:40,287 Oh, my fur and whiskers. 952 01:06:40,372 --> 01:06:42,706 Oh, dear. Save the queen. 953 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:46,502 [Queen] Someone's head will roll for this. 954 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,880 Yours! 955 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,632 Off with her... 956 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:56,970 But, consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial... first? 957 01:06:57,055 --> 01:07:01,225 - Trial? - Well, just a little trial? 958 01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:09,358 Very well, then. Let the trial begin. 959 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,610 [cheering] 960 01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:14,697 [fanfare] 961 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:21,245 Your Majesty,... members of the jury,... 962 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,164 loyal subjects,... 963 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:28,043 - [clears throat] - ...and the king. 964 01:07:28,128 --> 01:07:32,297 The prisoner is charged with enticing Her Majesty the Queen of Hearts 965 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:36,552 into a game of croquet and willfully and with malice aforethought 966 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:39,471 teasing, tormenting and otherwise annoying... 967 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:44,059 Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper. 968 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:47,563 [mumbles] ...causing the queen to lose her temper. 969 01:07:47,647 --> 01:07:52,735 Now... are you ready for your sentence? 970 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,863 Sentence? But there must be a verdict first. 971 01:07:55,947 --> 01:07:59,032 Sentence first! Verdict afterwards. 972 01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:02,286 - But that just isn't the way... - All ways are... 973 01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:05,122 Your ways, Your Majesty. 974 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:07,624 Yes, my child. 975 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:10,419 - Off with her... - Consider, my dear. 976 01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:14,882 We've called no witnesses. Couldn't we hear maybe one or two, huh? 977 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:17,050 - Maybe? - Oh, very well. 978 01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:19,219 But get on with it! 979 01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:22,055 First witness. Herald, call the first witness. 980 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,433 [Rabbit] The March Hare. 981 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:31,356 What do you know about this unfortunate affair? 982 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:33,650 - Nothing. - Nothing whatever?! 983 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:37,988 - Nothing whatever! - That's very important! 984 01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:40,157 Jury, write that down. 985 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:46,455 Unimportant, Your Majesty means, of course. 986 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:49,666 Silence! Next witness. 987 01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:51,668 The Dormouse. 988 01:08:56,925 --> 01:08:58,675 - Well? - Shh. 989 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,220 [whispers] What have you to say about this? 990 01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:05,766 Twinkle, twinkle, little bat How I wonder... 991 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:09,895 That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. 992 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,356 Write that down! 993 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,525 Twinkle, twinkle... 994 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,403 Twinkle, twinkle. What next? 995 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:20,572 [Rabbit] The Mad Hatter. 996 01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:25,452 [giggles] 997 01:09:25,537 --> 01:09:28,247 - Off with your hat! - Oh, my. 998 01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:32,125 Where were you when this horrible crime was committed? 999 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:34,795 I was home drinking tea. 1000 01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,130 Today, you know, is my unbirthday. 1001 01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:40,592 Why, my dear, today is your unbirthday, too. 1002 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,803 - It is? - It is? 1003 01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:44,471 [crowd] It is? 1004 01:09:44,556 --> 01:09:47,641 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday - ♪ To me? 1005 01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:49,226 Oh, no. 1006 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:51,854 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday - ♪ For me? 1007 01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:52,980 ♪ For you 1008 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:57,234 ♪ Now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true 1009 01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:03,282 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 1010 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,450 ♪ To you ♪ 1011 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:11,498 - Oh, Your Majesty. - Yes, my dear? 1012 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:15,252 - Look. There he is now. - What? Who? 1013 01:10:15,336 --> 01:10:17,838 - The Cheshire Cat. - Cat? 1014 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:20,382 Cat! Cat! C-c-c-c! Cat! 1015 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:23,385 - There he goes. - This is terrible. Help. 1016 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:27,222 - Stop him. - Catch him, somebody. Help me. 1017 01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:31,101 - Get me the jam. - The jam. By order of the king. 1018 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:34,479 - The jam. - Let me have it. 1019 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:43,488 Somebody's head is going to roll for this! 1020 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,490 Ah-ha! 1021 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,701 The mushroom. 1022 01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:50,579 Off with her... 1023 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:52,748 [cards shout] 1024 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:58,629 Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you. 1025 01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:01,632 Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards. 1026 01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:08,055 Rule 42: all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately. 1027 01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:11,224 I'm not a mile high, and I'm not leaving. 1028 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:14,686 [chuckles nervously] Sorry. Rule 42, you know. 1029 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:19,024 And as for you,... Your Majesty. 1030 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:23,195 Your Majesty indeed. You're not a queen. 1031 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:29,368 You're just a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old ty... tyrant. 1032 01:11:30,203 --> 01:11:31,787 [chuckles] 1033 01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:36,625 And er... what were you saying, my dear? 1034 01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:41,129 Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant. 1035 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:43,674 Off with her head! 1036 01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:53,350 You heard what Her Majesty said. Off with her head. 1037 01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:20,127 ♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward Here we go again 1038 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,671 ♪ No one ever loses and no one can ever win 1039 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:26,174 ♪ Backward, forward, outward, inward Bottom to the top ♪ 1040 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,885 Off with her head! Off with her head! 1041 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:33,223 You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea. 1042 01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:35,475 But I can't stop now. 1043 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:39,271 But we insist. You must join us in a cup of tea. 1044 01:12:42,734 --> 01:12:45,277 Off with her head! 1045 01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:48,488 Mr. Caterpillar. What will I do? 1046 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,657 Who are you? 1047 01:12:50,742 --> 01:12:52,826 [coughs] 1048 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:56,580 There she goes. Don't let her get away. 1049 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:58,749 Off with her head! 1050 01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:05,130 Oh... 1051 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:09,885 - Still locked, you know. - But the queen. I simply must get out. 1052 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:12,512 - But you are outside. - What? 1053 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:15,015 See for yourself. 1054 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:18,477 Why, that's me. I'm asleep. 1055 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:21,855 Don't let her get away! Off with her head! 1056 01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:24,566 Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice. 1057 01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:29,112 Please wake up, Alice. 1058 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:32,616 [echoes] Alice, Alice, Alice... 1059 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:37,204 Alice, will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson? 1060 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:38,872 Hm? 1061 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:42,542 Oh! How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail 1062 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:47,422 - And pour the waters of... - Alice, what are you talking about? 1063 01:13:48,299 --> 01:13:52,052 - I'm sorry, but the caterpillar said... - Caterpillar? 1064 01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:54,679 Oh, for goodness' sake. 1065 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:59,643 Alice, I... Oh, well. Come along. It's time for tea. 1066 01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:05,148 ♪ Alice in Wonderland 1067 01:14:05,233 --> 01:14:11,363 ♪ Over the hill or here or there 1068 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:16,993 ♪ I wonder where 1069 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:34,678 ♪ Alice in Wonderland 1070 01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:38,807 ♪ How do you get to Wonderland? 1071 01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:42,894 ♪ Over the hill or underland 1072 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:47,566 ♪ Or just behind the tree? 1073 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:52,946 ♪ Alice in Wonderland 1074 01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:58,076 ♪ Where is the path to Wonderland? 1075 01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:03,874 ♪ Over the hill or here or there 1076 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:08,295 ♪ I wonder where ♪